Name the genre
An actual first line of a book blurb in the Kindle Store:

BOOK TITLE is a gripping, nonfiction novel combining absolute realism, humor, and a moving, supernatural twist.

Seriously, how many nonfiction novels have you read?
Find-and-replace fail
I recently read a novel about a young man named Peter, which must have been the author’s second choice for the hero’s name. He was originally Tom. How did I know this? Because the global change in the word processing program gave it away:

When it was over, he tried to kiss me but our braces became tangled together. Anxiety twisted in my sPeterach at the memory.

An apple and a book a day
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